Cracked toilet bowl seat

Last night, i was sleeping on my bed sitting up. My mommy came in to tell me to sleep properly but i feel like peeing so i went to pee. But i sat slantae on the toilet bowl seat and suddenly i heard 'PIAKKKKKKZZ'! I was stoning on the toilet bowl wondering what have happen. I touch the toilet bowl seat and i don't feel that it was spilt so i put my head all the way to stare at the seat and i was smelling my pee. Now, i just realised that my toilet bowl seat really did crack! HAHHAHAH!